OH NO OPRAH

OPRAH, WE AT FEEDING SHEEN LOVE YOU TO DEATH. YOU HAVE PROVEN TO BE AN INSPIRATIONAL AND INFLUENTIAL PERSON IN AMERICAN POP CULTURE. BUT GURRRRRLLLLLLLL GET A PEDICURE!

WHERE IS GAYLE WHEN YOU NEED HER!?

DIRTY HIPSTER LOVE

KATE MOSS AND PETE DIRTY COULDN'T KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER IN A LONDON PUB YESTERDAY. KATE HAS JUST FINISHED HER TOUR HERE IN THE STATES TO PROMOTE HER NEW COLLECTION FOR TOPSHOP.

GO TAKE A BATH YOU GUYS. WE CAN SMELL THAT BODY ODOR THROUGH THE PICTURE AND IT AIN'T PLEASANT. WE STILL LOVE YOU KATE!

LAST NIGHT.......

DIDDY AND NELLY SHARE A "MOMENT" AT THE JOE CAMEL AFTER PARTY FOR THE MAYWEATHER/DE LA HOYA FIGHT IN VEGAS THIS PAST WEEKEND. ALL WE HAVE TO SAY IS YUMMY!!! HOW MANY FEEDING SHEEN FANS WOULD LOVE TO BE IN A THREESOME WITH THESE TWO!?? RAISE YOUR HANDS...............BOTH OF OUR HANDS ARE RAISED.

CALL ME DIDDY AND NELLY!

FUTURE BOND GIRL?

AMY WHINO-HOUSE WAS OFFERED A PART AS A "JAMES BOND GIRL" IN THE SEQUEL TO CASINO ROYALE. SHE WAS OFFERED THE ROLE B/C OF HER RETRO FLAVOR. NOW SHE CAN ADD ACTING TO HER LIST OF TALENTS. SEE BELOW:

1. AMAZING SINGER

2. ALCOHOLIC

3. CRACKED OUT HOE

4. BEING TICK

5. AMAZING SINGER

TYRA SKANKS

TYRA YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY TO BE LOOKING LIKE THIS. FIX YOUR DAMN LACE FRONT WEAVE, PUT SOME BEAT ON YOUR FACE, AND LOSE SOME WEIGHT. SHE'S A CHEAP BIRD WITH COINS. NOT TIGHT.

USHER AND HIS MAMA

USHER'S MAMA MS. JONNETTA PATTON IS NO LONGER HIS MANAGER. SHE HAS BEEN HIS MANAGER SINCE HE WAS AN R&B TEEN SINGING SENSATION. USHER CLAIMS THE BREAK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY BEEF BETWEEN THEM. USHER WANTS TO STRENGTHEN HIS FAMILY TIES AND FEELS THE SEPERATION BETWEEN HIS BUSINESS AND PERSONAL LIFE IS NEEDED RIGHT NOW. USHER IS SLATED TO RELEASE HIS MUCH ANTICIPATED FOLLOW UP TO 2004'S "CONFESSIONS" LATER THIS YEAR. FEEDING SHEEN LOVES USHER TO PIECES AND HOPES THEIR RELATIONSHIP WILL FLOURISH EVEN MORE AFTER THESE CHANGES.

I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS

OUR FAVORITE BIRD WITH COINS, MS. PARIS HILTON WAS RECENTLY SENTENCED TO 45 DAYS IN THE SLAMMER FOR DRIVING ON A SUSPENDED LICENSE AND VIOLATING HER PROBATION.

HALLELJUAH!!!!! THERE IS A GOD!

GOOD RIDDENS HONEY!! PAYBACK IS A BEYATCH! NOW LETS SEE IF YOU GONNA LET THE N-WORD SLIP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IN THE JOINT IN FRONT OF THOSE HARDCORE BULL DAGGERS..............WE THINK NOT.

O'DONNELL VS. HASSELBECK

THE FEUD BETWEEN ROSIE O' DONNELL AND ELISABETH HASSELBECK WAS A LONG NASTY ONE. ROSIE DECIDED TO THROW IN HER BIG OLE SWEATY SPORTS BRA AND STOP BULLYING HASSELBECK AFTER THEIR HEATED ARGUMENT OVER IRAQ ON YESTERDAY'S SHOW. IN THE PAST, THESE BROADS HAVE MANAGED TO ARGUE ABOUT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN. ROSIE HAS DECIDED TO TAKE EMPATHY ON A NOW THREE MONTHS PREGNANT HASSELBECK. ONLY TIME WILL TELL HOW LONG THE TRUCE WILL LAST.

UMMMM MS. HASSELBECK............IF YOU HAD JUST KEPT YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT, GOT ON YOUR BACK, TOUCHED YOUR ANKLES, AND LET ROSIE EAT YOUR NA NA LIKE A CHEAP $5 ALL YOU CAN EAT CHINESE BUFFET YOU WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE A BIG GROWN ASS BABY ON NATIONAL TELEVISION NOW WOULD YOU. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL ROSIE WAS GIVING YOU ALL THAT FEVER B/C SHE WANTED TO HIT IT. NOW FIX YOUR FACE B/C YOUR MASCARA IS RUNNING FROM ALL THAT CRYING.

1...2...3...IDIOT!!!

There seems to be no end to this girl's antics. She is to bad publicity, as static cling is to clothes in a dryer...minus a dryer sheet.

These photos, taken in the backyard of a friend, en route to the first of five secret concerts, seem to be in good fun, but DAMN, who's idea was it to download the digi-pics and share them with the rest of the free world? LAWD, SHE GOT SOME SHADY ASS FRIEND'S...wait, Britney IS the shady friend! haha

SHIT IS TOXIC!!!! and that doo-doo brown wig she's wearin needs to be sewn back onto Chewbacca's body

WHO DAT IS!!?? THAT'S JUST MY BABY DADDY

MEL B. AKA SCARY SPICE OF THE SPICE GIRLS FAME IS WRAPPED IN A WEB OF BABY DADDY DRAMA WITH OUR FAVORITE HOMO COMEDIAN EDDIE MURPHY. ACCORDING TO PEOPLE MAGAZINE, MS. MURPHY REFUSES TO TAKE A DNA TEST AND SIGN THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE. SO NOW SHE IS FORCED TO TAKE HIS ASS TO COURT.

HONEY, THE REAL REASON WHY EDDIE IS DENYING THAT BABY IS BECAUSE HE IS A DICK HUNGRY GREEDY BOTTOM. ALL OF HIS TIME AND COINS ARE SPENT ON RESIDENT R&B VETERAN HOMO JOHNNY GILL. BUT FROM THE LOOKS OF IT MEL B. IS GETTING A LITTLE SIDE ACTION HERSELF. JUST MAKE SURE YOU HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS AND START GETTING THOSE CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS SQUARED AWAY B/C THE SPICE GIRLS AIN'T PUTTING OUT AN ALBUM ANYTIME SOON.