OH NO OPRAH

OPRAH, WE AT FEEDING SHEEN LOVE YOU TO DEATH. YOU HAVE PROVEN TO BE AN INSPIRATIONAL AND INFLUENTIAL PERSON IN AMERICAN POP CULTURE. BUT GURRRRRLLLLLLLL GET A PEDICURE!

WHERE IS GAYLE WHEN YOU NEED HER!?

DIRTY HIPSTER LOVE

KATE MOSS AND PETE DIRTY COULDN'T KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER IN A LONDON PUB YESTERDAY. KATE HAS JUST FINISHED HER TOUR HERE IN THE STATES TO PROMOTE HER NEW COLLECTION FOR TOPSHOP.

GO TAKE A BATH YOU GUYS. WE CAN SMELL THAT BODY ODOR THROUGH THE PICTURE AND IT AIN'T PLEASANT. WE STILL LOVE YOU KATE!

LAST NIGHT.......

DIDDY AND NELLY SHARE A "MOMENT" AT THE JOE CAMEL AFTER PARTY FOR THE MAYWEATHER/DE LA HOYA FIGHT IN VEGAS THIS PAST WEEKEND. ALL WE HAVE TO SAY IS YUMMY!!! HOW MANY FEEDING SHEEN FANS WOULD LOVE TO BE IN A THREESOME WITH THESE TWO!?? RAISE YOUR HANDS...............BOTH OF OUR HANDS ARE RAISED.

CALL ME DIDDY AND NELLY!

FUTURE BOND GIRL?

AMY WHINO-HOUSE WAS OFFERED A PART AS A "JAMES BOND GIRL" IN THE SEQUEL TO CASINO ROYALE. SHE WAS OFFERED THE ROLE B/C OF HER RETRO FLAVOR. NOW SHE CAN ADD ACTING TO HER LIST OF TALENTS. SEE BELOW:

1. AMAZING SINGER

2. ALCOHOLIC

3. CRACKED OUT HOE

4. BEING TICK

5. AMAZING SINGER

TYRA SKANKS

TYRA YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY TO BE LOOKING LIKE THIS. FIX YOUR DAMN LACE FRONT WEAVE, PUT SOME BEAT ON YOUR FACE, AND LOSE SOME WEIGHT. SHE'S A CHEAP BIRD WITH COINS. NOT TIGHT.

USHER AND HIS MAMA

USHER'S MAMA MS. JONNETTA PATTON IS NO LONGER HIS MANAGER. SHE HAS BEEN HIS MANAGER SINCE HE WAS AN R&B TEEN SINGING SENSATION. USHER CLAIMS THE BREAK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY BEEF BETWEEN THEM. USHER WANTS TO STRENGTHEN HIS FAMILY TIES AND FEELS THE SEPERATION BETWEEN HIS BUSINESS AND PERSONAL LIFE IS NEEDED RIGHT NOW. USHER IS SLATED TO RELEASE HIS MUCH ANTICIPATED FOLLOW UP TO 2004'S "CONFESSIONS" LATER THIS YEAR. FEEDING SHEEN LOVES USHER TO PIECES AND HOPES THEIR RELATIONSHIP WILL FLOURISH EVEN MORE AFTER THESE CHANGES.

I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS

OUR FAVORITE BIRD WITH COINS, MS. PARIS HILTON WAS RECENTLY SENTENCED TO 45 DAYS IN THE SLAMMER FOR DRIVING ON A SUSPENDED LICENSE AND VIOLATING HER PROBATION.

HALLELJUAH!!!!! THERE IS A GOD!

GOOD RIDDENS HONEY!! PAYBACK IS A BEYATCH! NOW LETS SEE IF YOU GONNA LET THE N-WORD SLIP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IN THE JOINT IN FRONT OF THOSE HARDCORE BULL DAGGERS..............WE THINK NOT.

O'DONNELL VS. HASSELBECK

THE FEUD BETWEEN ROSIE O' DONNELL AND ELISABETH HASSELBECK WAS A LONG NASTY ONE. ROSIE DECIDED TO THROW IN HER BIG OLE SWEATY SPORTS BRA AND STOP BULLYING HASSELBECK AFTER THEIR HEATED ARGUMENT OVER IRAQ ON YESTERDAY'S SHOW. IN THE PAST, THESE BROADS HAVE MANAGED TO ARGUE ABOUT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN. ROSIE HAS DECIDED TO TAKE EMPATHY ON A NOW THREE MONTHS PREGNANT HASSELBECK. ONLY TIME WILL TELL HOW LONG THE TRUCE WILL LAST.

UMMMM MS. HASSELBECK............IF YOU HAD JUST KEPT YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT, GOT ON YOUR BACK, TOUCHED YOUR ANKLES, AND LET ROSIE EAT YOUR NA NA LIKE A CHEAP $5 ALL YOU CAN EAT CHINESE BUFFET YOU WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE A BIG GROWN ASS BABY ON NATIONAL TELEVISION NOW WOULD YOU. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL ROSIE WAS GIVING YOU ALL THAT FEVER B/C SHE WANTED TO HIT IT. NOW FIX YOUR FACE B/C YOUR MASCARA IS RUNNING FROM ALL THAT CRYING.

1...2...3...IDIOT!!!

There seems to be no end to this girl's antics. She is to bad publicity, as static cling is to clothes in a dryer...minus a dryer sheet.

These photos, taken in the backyard of a friend, en route to the first of five secret concerts, seem to be in good fun, but DAMN, who's idea was it to download the digi-pics and share them with the rest of the free world? LAWD, SHE GOT SOME SHADY ASS FRIEND'S...wait, Britney IS the shady friend! haha

SHIT IS TOXIC!!!! and that doo-doo brown wig she's wearin needs to be sewn back onto Chewbacca's body

WHO DAT IS!!?? THAT'S JUST MY BABY DADDY

MEL B. AKA SCARY SPICE OF THE SPICE GIRLS FAME IS WRAPPED IN A WEB OF BABY DADDY DRAMA WITH OUR FAVORITE HOMO COMEDIAN EDDIE MURPHY. ACCORDING TO PEOPLE MAGAZINE, MS. MURPHY REFUSES TO TAKE A DNA TEST AND SIGN THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE. SO NOW SHE IS FORCED TO TAKE HIS ASS TO COURT.

HONEY, THE REAL REASON WHY EDDIE IS DENYING THAT BABY IS BECAUSE HE IS A DICK HUNGRY GREEDY BOTTOM. ALL OF HIS TIME AND COINS ARE SPENT ON RESIDENT R&B VETERAN HOMO JOHNNY GILL. BUT FROM THE LOOKS OF IT MEL B. IS GETTING A LITTLE SIDE ACTION HERSELF. JUST MAKE SURE YOU HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS AND START GETTING THOSE CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS SQUARED AWAY B/C THE SPICE GIRLS AIN'T PUTTING OUT AN ALBUM ANYTIME SOON.

BLONDE BOMBSHELLS

DAVID AND POSH BECKHAM ROCK NEW HAIRDOS COURTESY OF A BOTTLE OF PEROXIDE. THE COUPLE WAS SPOTTED STOMPING INTO CIPRIANI'S IN LONDON RECENTLY. FEEDING SHEEN LOVES TO SEE COUPLES THAT COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER. MR & MRS. POSH BECKHAM YOU GET 5 GOLD STARS.

ME AND MR. JONES

HOT, SEXY, AND WILD.........MR. JIM JONES WAS SHOWING US WHAT HE GOT AT THE RADIO ONE SPRINGFEST CONCERT IN MIAMI.

OH JIMMY, HOW DO I LOVE THEE............LET ME COUNT THE WAYS. HOW ABOUT I SING YOU A LITTLE TUNE THAT WILL TOTALLY GET MY POINT ACROSS.

*I HEARD IT WAS THE BOMB, THEY SAID YOU GOT IT GOING ON. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT THUG PASSION.BABBBBBY!! YOU'VE GOT ME DRIPPING WET FROM THE WAY YOU MAKE ME SWEAT. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT THUG PASSION. YEAHHHHHH!!!*

CALL ME BOO!

NATALIE PORTMAN RAPPIN'...Y'ALL AINT READY FOR THIS!

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I've watched this girl evolve from an extremely precocious brat into a classy, harvard educated, NYC-brewed vixen!!! I love everything about this chic, and after watching this video, my fascination with her now borders abnormal.

I IMPLORE YOU TO WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!! Please, remember, make sure you got your Depends on, because you are sure to piss yourself after viewing this comedic masterpiece!!!

YOUNG LOVE

NICOLE AND JOEL MADDEN ENJOY A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUT EARLIER THIS WEEK. NICOLE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AS ALWAYS. SHE'S HEALTHY, WEALTHY, AND WISE. LADIES I HOPE YOU ARE STILL TAKING NOTES B/C CLASS IS STILL IN SESSION AND THERE WILL BE A POP QUIZ SOON!

NEYO'S TEA PARTY

ON MONDAY NIGHT, NEYO ALONG WITH MARC ECKO CELEBRATED THE RELEASE OF HIS MUCH ANTICPATED SOPHMORE ALBUM. ALL THE GURLS CAME OUT.........LITERALLY. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A MUSIC INDUSTRY PARTY, WE AT FEEDING SHEEN COULDN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE WE WERE AT A HIP HOP HOMO HOEDOWN. BUTCH QUEEN REALNESS SHALL LIVE ON FOREVER AND EVER!

DRUNK PARTYGOERS DANCE AND KEE THE NIGHT AWAY! OPEN BARS ALWAYS MAKE PARTIES LIKE THIS ONE SO MUCH BETTER.

NOW POSE FOR THE CAMERA........CLICK,CLICK,CLICK, CLICK. WE LOVE IT WHEN BUTCH QUEENS GET FIERCE WITH IT.

KANYE WEST WHISPERS SWEET NOTHINGS INTO NEYO'S EAR. CHECK OUT KANYE'S JEREMY SCOTT SUNGLASSES. SHE WAS FEELING IT ALL NIGHT!

CUTE PIE CHRIS BROWN ENJOYS THE FESTIVITIES THROUGH NERVOUS LAUGHTER AND DEEP CONTEMPLATION OF WHY HE WAS EVEN AT THE PARTY.

FARNSWORTH BENTLEY LOVES TO GET LOW WITH IT.....................

LOOKING DAPPER IN A PINK POLO KNIT, MINT GREEN SLACKS, AND STRIPED COTTON BLAZER. WORK IT OUT GURL!

THE COACHELLA QUEEN

Ooooh, Jeremy Scott sure knows how to give you angry-butch-bottom-queen...hahaha It works for him...his stance is real GRRRRRL...I'm not gon even comment about the pigeon standin next to him. All I gots to say is that there's a flagless-pole somewhere in Indio

THE NEW MILLINEUM'S TOM AND HELEN WILLIS

Gabriel and Halle celebrating his 10 years with Calvin Klein at the Rose Bar (Grammercy Park Hotel)


...HAHAHAHAHA. Y'all know I'm joking regarding the comparison between Tom and Helen of The Jeffersons, and Halle and Gabriel. Tom aint got shit on Gabriel, but Roxy Roker was a hot Bahamian sista who was ahead of her time, so Halle watch out! And by the way, what's up with Halle's ring finger...she got some serious bedazzles goin on. Kind of looks like one of dem rings you get out of the 25 cent bubble gum machines, but that could just be the hater in me sayin these things...

Either way, WHEN SHE GON POP OUT A KID...the world is waiting!

HAIR APPARENT

YES!!!! So good to see Black girls givin you that Vidal Sasson Look! Body, movement, Aeon Flux'd out do's...inverted bob's n thangs. Even Serena Williams put a hot comb to them cuckoo berries. But for me, Rihanna is turnin it out, big head and all!!

See these girls go from Ashy to Classy...Kudos to the Girlz who beat out their faces and hair! By the way, Serena's Booty should be the Eighth Wonder of the World! Lawd, can I get some fries with that shake!


Serena before...


...After



Rihanna before...



...After

ME & MS. WINEHOUSE...

Well, actually...I was walking up West Broadway this morn, heading to work, when up in the distance, a slim figure with a big ass bouffant walked towards me. I thought, any woman who has time to prep in the morning for this Do is worth stoppin, and showerin with adulation! Turns out, it was Ms. Winehouse.

She noticed me staring, then proceeded to move her purse to the otherside of her body...hahahaha, just kiddin


No, I told her how much I loved her album, and she grabbed my hand and said, "Thank you so much for those kind words...it means a lot to me." Chile, all I can say is Mornin Wood! hahahaha

KIM CUMS OUT ON TOP.......AT LEAST SHE THINKS SHE DOES!

WILL THIS TRICK JUST GO AWAY!? WE ARE SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HER PURPOSELY PUBLICIZED SEXUAL ROMP WITH CHOCOLATE DROP R&B CROONER RAY J. ACCORDING TO US WEEKLY, KIM KARDASHIAN HAS SETTLED WITH VIVID ENTERTAINMENT FOR $5 MILLION. SHE SUED THE DISTRIBUTION COMPANY BACK IN FEBRUARY FOR A SEX TAPE THAT WAS LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC.


BITCH PUHLEEZE, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOUR STARVING SLUTTY ASS SOLD THE TAPES TO VIVID ENTERTAINMENT FOR THOSE COINS. A GREEDY HOE WILL ALWAYS BE A GREEDY HOE.

MADONNA'S NEW LOOK

MADONNA (48 YEARS OLD) STEPS OUT IN LONDON THIS PAST SATURDAY NIGHT ROCKING A FIERCE BOB. SHE IS DEFINITELY THE QUEEN OF RE-INVENTION.

HEY FEEDING SHEEN FANS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER NEW LOOK!?

SWEET THING

OK, one last Chaka posting...Check her out sportin what looks like a natural shoulder length fro...Once again, she aint playin with them hips y'all!

LIL CHAKA

Damn, there was actually a time when Chaka Khan could look down and see her feet. I'm a huge fan, and this is one of my favorite songs. This video is doin it for me too...is she movin her hips or what.

BJORK EARTH INTRUDERS SNL LIVE

There's really not much to say, other than I've loved Bjork since the Sugarcube days...if you have itunes, check out the video of EARTH INTRUDERS. It's everything you'd expect from her...

RIHANNA'S UMBRELLA VIDEO!!!!

She's 18 and apparently old enuff to be naked and gyrate in triangle boxes, while covered in platinum paint...But ya know what, she got a new haircut, lost some baby fat, got a contract with Covergirl,and is doing her damn thing! Shit, if Lindsay and them other lil crazy white girls can do it, so can this Bajan Bombshell! HOLLA!!!

BEYONCE BONANZA

BEYONCE LOOKS SIZZLING HOT ON THE COVER OF VIBE ROCKING THE WET LACE FRONT WEAVE AND HER SIGNATURE SEQUINS POM POM SHORTS. THIS BROAD HAS GOT TO BE THE HARDEST WORKING SEXBOT IN SHOW BUSINESS TODAY. B WE LOVE YOU GIRL, BUT PLEASE LET KELLY ROWLAND GET SOME SHINE WITH HER NEW ALBUM THAT IS ABOUT TO DROP.

SHE IS CURRENTLY IN MELBORNE, AUSTRALIA FOR HER "BEYONCE EXPERIENCE" TOUR.

AKON ACTIN' UP

AKON RECENTLY HELD AUDITIONS FOR HIS NEW REALITY TV SHOW CALLED "AMERICA'S NEXT TOP HOE" THIS LUCKY CONTESTANT SHOWN ABOVE WAS THE WINNER. SHE WILL WIN A LIFETIME CONTRACT OF HUMILIATION.

CONGRATULATIONS HOE!

JAILHOUSE ROCK!

EVE GOT OUT OF JAIL TODAY! SHE WAS ARRESTED YESTERDAY ON A DUI CHARGE AFTER SHE CRASHED HER GOLD MASERATI INTO A DIVIDER IN L.A. AS YOU ALL KNOW.

GURL!!!!! DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP OVER IT!!! THIS SHIT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US. YOUR STREET CRED JUST WENT UP A COUPLE NOTCHES. NOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT ON YOUR NEW ALBUM, INSTEAD OF WHAT COLOR TRACKS YOU ARE ROCKING IN YOUR HAIR THIS WEEK.

WHO'S THAT GIRL!!??? LALALALALALALALALA!!! EVE'S THAT GIRL!!!!! LALALALALALA!!!!!

SANJAYA'S MAMA

SANJAYA QUICKLY BECAME AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAY SON DURING HIS STINT ON AMERICAN IDOL. BUT DID YOU KNOW SANJAYA'S MAMA IS A BIG OLE POTHEAD. ACCORDING TO THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER WHO BROKE THE STORY FIRST, HIS MOTHER ONCE SERVED TIME BEHIND BARS (30 DAYS TO BE EXACT) FOR GROWING WEED. JILLIAN BLITH WAS ARRESTED IN PIERCE COUNTY, WASHINGTON AFTER POLICE DISCOVERED 310 MARIJUANA PLANTS IN HER GARAGE. THE PLANTS WERE DISCOVERED AFTER SOME NOSY ASS NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED ABOUT THE SMELL.

HEY SANJAYA!! TELL YOUR MAMA TO HIT FEEDING SHEEN UP!! PASS THE DUTCH ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE BABBBBYYY!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!?

SO THE BIG WIGS AT PEPSI ARE STILL TRYING TO FIND CREATIVE WAYS TO TAP INTO THE POWER OF THE BLACK DOLLAR. THEY HAVE UNVEILED THEIR LATEST WICKED SCHEME.........PEPSI CANS WITH RIMS AND ICED OUT SYMBOLS. HOW VERY WHITE OF YOU PEPSI. WE ARE WAITING FOR PEPSI TO RELEASE CANS WITH FOOD STAMPS ON IT. OOOO THAT WOULD BE SO HOT. HOW ABOUT PEPSI CANS THAT DISPLAY DIFFERENT STYLES OF WEAVES!!?? MAYBE THEY SHOULD OPT FOR A MORE CLASSY ALL OVER PRINT............DIME BAGS AND BLUNTS. JUST JOKING.

PLEASE DON'T SUPPORT THIS BULLSHIT!

WE "HEART" NICOLE

NICOLE LOOKS AMAZING!!! PICTURED ABOVE ON A SHOPPING SPREE IN BEVERLY HILLS THIS PAST TUESDAY. FEEDING SHEEN LOVES THIS BROAD. SHE HAS IT ALL....... FAME, GLAMOUR, MONEY, AND A TIGHT WEAVE. THAT'S ALL A GAL REALLY NEEDS THESE DAYS!!

SEE WHAT SOME GOOD DICK (JOEL MADDEN) AND A BURGER CAN DO. TAKE NOTES LADIES. RACHEL ZOE EAT YOUR HEART OUT! NICOLE YOU GET 5 GOLD STARS!!

CONGRATS DOLL!

CONGRATULATIONS GOES TO MS. ASIA! SHE IS THE WINNER OF THE CW11'S NEW MUSIC/REALITY SERIES, "PUSSYCAT DOLLS PRESENT: THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT DOLL". IN CASE YOU DIDN'T CATCH AN EPISODE, NINE GIRLS BASICALLY HAD TO SING, DANCE, AND SLUT THEMSELVES OUT WITH HOPES OF BECOMING THE NEXT PUSSYCAT DOLL. THE JUDGES ON THE SERIES INCLUDED THE GROUP'S FOUNDER ROBIN ANTIN, RON FAIR OF GEFFEN RECORDS, AND LIL' KIM.

MS. ASIA, YOU NOW HAVE YOUR PASSPORT TO WHOREDOM. BABY THE WORLD IS YOURS! GOTTA LOVE IT!