THE COACHELLA QUEEN

Ooooh, Jeremy Scott sure knows how to give you angry-butch-bottom-queen...hahaha It works for him...his stance is real GRRRRRL...I'm not gon even comment about the pigeon standin next to him. All I gots to say is that there's a flagless-pole somewhere in Indio

THE NEW MILLINEUM'S TOM AND HELEN WILLIS

Gabriel and Halle celebrating his 10 years with Calvin Klein at the Rose Bar (Grammercy Park Hotel)


...HAHAHAHAHA. Y'all know I'm joking regarding the comparison between Tom and Helen of The Jeffersons, and Halle and Gabriel. Tom aint got shit on Gabriel, but Roxy Roker was a hot Bahamian sista who was ahead of her time, so Halle watch out! And by the way, what's up with Halle's ring finger...she got some serious bedazzles goin on. Kind of looks like one of dem rings you get out of the 25 cent bubble gum machines, but that could just be the hater in me sayin these things...

Either way, WHEN SHE GON POP OUT A KID...the world is waiting!

HAIR APPARENT

YES!!!! So good to see Black girls givin you that Vidal Sasson Look! Body, movement, Aeon Flux'd out do's...inverted bob's n thangs. Even Serena Williams put a hot comb to them cuckoo berries. But for me, Rihanna is turnin it out, big head and all!!

See these girls go from Ashy to Classy...Kudos to the Girlz who beat out their faces and hair! By the way, Serena's Booty should be the Eighth Wonder of the World! Lawd, can I get some fries with that shake!


Serena before...


...After



Rihanna before...



...After

ME & MS. WINEHOUSE...

Well, actually...I was walking up West Broadway this morn, heading to work, when up in the distance, a slim figure with a big ass bouffant walked towards me. I thought, any woman who has time to prep in the morning for this Do is worth stoppin, and showerin with adulation! Turns out, it was Ms. Winehouse.

She noticed me staring, then proceeded to move her purse to the otherside of her body...hahahaha, just kiddin


No, I told her how much I loved her album, and she grabbed my hand and said, "Thank you so much for those kind words...it means a lot to me." Chile, all I can say is Mornin Wood! hahahaha

KIM CUMS OUT ON TOP.......AT LEAST SHE THINKS SHE DOES!

WILL THIS TRICK JUST GO AWAY!? WE ARE SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HER PURPOSELY PUBLICIZED SEXUAL ROMP WITH CHOCOLATE DROP R&B CROONER RAY J. ACCORDING TO US WEEKLY, KIM KARDASHIAN HAS SETTLED WITH VIVID ENTERTAINMENT FOR $5 MILLION. SHE SUED THE DISTRIBUTION COMPANY BACK IN FEBRUARY FOR A SEX TAPE THAT WAS LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC.


BITCH PUHLEEZE, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOUR STARVING SLUTTY ASS SOLD THE TAPES TO VIVID ENTERTAINMENT FOR THOSE COINS. A GREEDY HOE WILL ALWAYS BE A GREEDY HOE.

MADONNA'S NEW LOOK

MADONNA (48 YEARS OLD) STEPS OUT IN LONDON THIS PAST SATURDAY NIGHT ROCKING A FIERCE BOB. SHE IS DEFINITELY THE QUEEN OF RE-INVENTION.

HEY FEEDING SHEEN FANS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER NEW LOOK!?

SWEET THING

OK, one last Chaka posting...Check her out sportin what looks like a natural shoulder length fro...Once again, she aint playin with them hips y'all!

LIL CHAKA

Damn, there was actually a time when Chaka Khan could look down and see her feet. I'm a huge fan, and this is one of my favorite songs. This video is doin it for me too...is she movin her hips or what.

BJORK EARTH INTRUDERS SNL LIVE

There's really not much to say, other than I've loved Bjork since the Sugarcube days...if you have itunes, check out the video of EARTH INTRUDERS. It's everything you'd expect from her...

RIHANNA'S UMBRELLA VIDEO!!!!

She's 18 and apparently old enuff to be naked and gyrate in triangle boxes, while covered in platinum paint...But ya know what, she got a new haircut, lost some baby fat, got a contract with Covergirl,and is doing her damn thing! Shit, if Lindsay and them other lil crazy white girls can do it, so can this Bajan Bombshell! HOLLA!!!

BEYONCE BONANZA

BEYONCE LOOKS SIZZLING HOT ON THE COVER OF VIBE ROCKING THE WET LACE FRONT WEAVE AND HER SIGNATURE SEQUINS POM POM SHORTS. THIS BROAD HAS GOT TO BE THE HARDEST WORKING SEXBOT IN SHOW BUSINESS TODAY. B WE LOVE YOU GIRL, BUT PLEASE LET KELLY ROWLAND GET SOME SHINE WITH HER NEW ALBUM THAT IS ABOUT TO DROP.

SHE IS CURRENTLY IN MELBORNE, AUSTRALIA FOR HER "BEYONCE EXPERIENCE" TOUR.

AKON ACTIN' UP

AKON RECENTLY HELD AUDITIONS FOR HIS NEW REALITY TV SHOW CALLED "AMERICA'S NEXT TOP HOE" THIS LUCKY CONTESTANT SHOWN ABOVE WAS THE WINNER. SHE WILL WIN A LIFETIME CONTRACT OF HUMILIATION.

CONGRATULATIONS HOE!

JAILHOUSE ROCK!

EVE GOT OUT OF JAIL TODAY! SHE WAS ARRESTED YESTERDAY ON A DUI CHARGE AFTER SHE CRASHED HER GOLD MASERATI INTO A DIVIDER IN L.A. AS YOU ALL KNOW.

GURL!!!!! DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP OVER IT!!! THIS SHIT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US. YOUR STREET CRED JUST WENT UP A COUPLE NOTCHES. NOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT ON YOUR NEW ALBUM, INSTEAD OF WHAT COLOR TRACKS YOU ARE ROCKING IN YOUR HAIR THIS WEEK.

WHO'S THAT GIRL!!??? LALALALALALALALALA!!! EVE'S THAT GIRL!!!!! LALALALALALA!!!!!

SANJAYA'S MAMA

SANJAYA QUICKLY BECAME AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAY SON DURING HIS STINT ON AMERICAN IDOL. BUT DID YOU KNOW SANJAYA'S MAMA IS A BIG OLE POTHEAD. ACCORDING TO THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER WHO BROKE THE STORY FIRST, HIS MOTHER ONCE SERVED TIME BEHIND BARS (30 DAYS TO BE EXACT) FOR GROWING WEED. JILLIAN BLITH WAS ARRESTED IN PIERCE COUNTY, WASHINGTON AFTER POLICE DISCOVERED 310 MARIJUANA PLANTS IN HER GARAGE. THE PLANTS WERE DISCOVERED AFTER SOME NOSY ASS NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED ABOUT THE SMELL.

HEY SANJAYA!! TELL YOUR MAMA TO HIT FEEDING SHEEN UP!! PASS THE DUTCH ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE BABBBBYYY!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!?

SO THE BIG WIGS AT PEPSI ARE STILL TRYING TO FIND CREATIVE WAYS TO TAP INTO THE POWER OF THE BLACK DOLLAR. THEY HAVE UNVEILED THEIR LATEST WICKED SCHEME.........PEPSI CANS WITH RIMS AND ICED OUT SYMBOLS. HOW VERY WHITE OF YOU PEPSI. WE ARE WAITING FOR PEPSI TO RELEASE CANS WITH FOOD STAMPS ON IT. OOOO THAT WOULD BE SO HOT. HOW ABOUT PEPSI CANS THAT DISPLAY DIFFERENT STYLES OF WEAVES!!?? MAYBE THEY SHOULD OPT FOR A MORE CLASSY ALL OVER PRINT............DIME BAGS AND BLUNTS. JUST JOKING.

PLEASE DON'T SUPPORT THIS BULLSHIT!

WE "HEART" NICOLE

NICOLE LOOKS AMAZING!!! PICTURED ABOVE ON A SHOPPING SPREE IN BEVERLY HILLS THIS PAST TUESDAY. FEEDING SHEEN LOVES THIS BROAD. SHE HAS IT ALL....... FAME, GLAMOUR, MONEY, AND A TIGHT WEAVE. THAT'S ALL A GAL REALLY NEEDS THESE DAYS!!

SEE WHAT SOME GOOD DICK (JOEL MADDEN) AND A BURGER CAN DO. TAKE NOTES LADIES. RACHEL ZOE EAT YOUR HEART OUT! NICOLE YOU GET 5 GOLD STARS!!

CONGRATS DOLL!

CONGRATULATIONS GOES TO MS. ASIA! SHE IS THE WINNER OF THE CW11'S NEW MUSIC/REALITY SERIES, "PUSSYCAT DOLLS PRESENT: THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT DOLL". IN CASE YOU DIDN'T CATCH AN EPISODE, NINE GIRLS BASICALLY HAD TO SING, DANCE, AND SLUT THEMSELVES OUT WITH HOPES OF BECOMING THE NEXT PUSSYCAT DOLL. THE JUDGES ON THE SERIES INCLUDED THE GROUP'S FOUNDER ROBIN ANTIN, RON FAIR OF GEFFEN RECORDS, AND LIL' KIM.

MS. ASIA, YOU NOW HAVE YOUR PASSPORT TO WHOREDOM. BABY THE WORLD IS YOURS! GOTTA LOVE IT!

A PIMP AND HIS HOE

FOR SOME ODD REASON WE REALLY LIKE ICE-T AND COCO. THEY HAVE ALL THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE A REALLY GOOD PORNO, BUT WOULD YOU WANNA WATCH IT!!?? UMMM, WE SAY YES!!! KNOWLEDGE IS POWER BITCHES!!

**PICTURE TAKEN AT RUSSELL SIMMONS "DO YOU" BOOK LAUNCH PARTY HELD ON 4/24/07**

BYE BYE ROSIE!

IN CASE YOU'VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK, ROSIE O' DONNELL HAS ANNOUNCED THAT IN JUNE SHE'S DONE WITH "THE VIEW". BASICALLY, THE BITCH GOT CHOPPED B/C SHE COULDN'T KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT.SHHHHHH!!! DON'T TELL A SOUL. NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE COMES FOR MS. BARBARA "TIGHT FACE" WALTERS. ROSIE WILL LEAVE BEHIND A BIG FAT NASTY TRAIL OF FEUDS, HEADLINES, AND HIGH RATINGS FOR ABC.

LESBOS EVERYWHERE WILL BURN THEIR FLANNELS AND BIRKENSTOCKS IN PROTEST.

I LOVE NEW YORK PART II

ONE OF AMERICA'S GUILTY PLEASURES IS TUNING INTO VH-1'S BLACK EXPLOITATION SHOWS CHOKED FULL OF BUFFOONERY, BAD GRAMMAR, AND BITCHES DROPPING IT LIKE IT'S HOT. LET ME SEE...........WE HAVE "FLAVOR OF LOVE" (SEASONS 1 AND 2), "FLAVOR OF LOVE GIRLS: CHARM SCHOOL"(CURRENTLY AIRING CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS FOR DATES AND TIMES) AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST "I LOVE NEW YORK" FEATURING OUR FAVORITE TACKY FAG IN DISGUISE TIFFANY A.KA. NEW YORK.

WELL IN THE DRAMATIC REUNION EPISODE, TANGO CUT ALL TIES WITH NEW YORK AFTER HE FOUND OUT HOW MUCH SHE PLAYED HIM BEHIND HIS BACK ON THE SHOW. THIS TOTALLY OPENED THE GATES OF HELL FOR A SECOND SEASON. DAMN BOO! YOU'VE BEEN REJECTED THREE TIMES ALREADY ON NATIONAL TV. HOW MUCH MORE REJECTION CAN A DRAG QUEEN TAKE!? BRACE YOURSELF FEEDING SHEEN FANS B/C RUMOR HAS IT THERE WILL BE A SECOND SEASON OF "I LOVE NEW YORK" HERE ARE SOME OF THE BRIEF CASTING REQUIREMENTS:

HEY MY FELLOW SEXY SINGLE MEN. YES IT’S OFFICIAL I’M CASTING SEASON 2 OF “I LOVE NEW YORK”. I’M CASTING ALL TYPES AND ETHNIC BACKGROUNDS. MY BREAKDOWN IS THIS AND PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT UNLESS YOU FIT THE BREAKDOWN AND FOLLOW SUBMISSION GUIDELINES.
STRAIGHT MEN AGES-21 TO 36ALL RACES:EXTREME PERSONALITIES

SO ALL YOU FLY SINGLE GUYS WHO WANT TO EAT AN "STD" SANDWICH AND WASH IT DOWN WITH AN "HIV" MARTINI....... MAKE SURE YOU GET TO THE CASTING ON TIME! DO YOU HAVE LOVE FOR NEW YORK!!!!???

OK, WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN

And here I thought I was THE conduit for conveying current events. BFF's again, or just an excuse to grab each others' non-existing waists? The blond bobble heads were photographed at an Armani Exchange Sunglass Launch hosted by Lil Ms. Richie in LA.






Now, whats a photo-op without "fire crotch" herself...Lemme stop hatin, I LOVE ME SOME LINDSAY!!!

WHY BLACK FOLK HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE

Dr. Oz and Oprah

OK, I'M GUILTY!!! I watched some Oprah today, and Dr. Oz was on promotin his home remedies like a peroxide blond on QVC. Let me tell you how I'm gettin a Nettie Pot for my allergies...AINT NOTHIN LIKE A FIERCE IRRIGATION!

OK, back to the question at hand. According to Oprah and Dr. Oz, high blood pressure in the Black community is related to a "survival of the fittest" gene possessed by Africans who survived the Atlantic Slave Trade:

"Do you know why African-Americans have high blood pressure?" Dr. Oz asks Oprah.

"The reason why African-Americans have higher blood pressure, Dr. Oz, is because during the Middle Passage [when Africans were taken as slaves to America], the African-Americans who survived were those who could hold more salt into their body," Oprah says. "And those who didn't survive were the ones who couldn't hold more salt into their body." Dr. Oz Speaks About High Blood Pressure


And here I thought it was because of all dem collard greens seeped in lard and turkey necks, chitlins with a side of buttery cornbread, and the copious amounts of fried EVERYTHING!

DAMN, BLACK FOLK ARE TRULY SURVIVORS!

RIHANNA AND KELLY...FEEDIN SHEEN

I must say that these 2 are turning more than knobs these days. While I'm not a huge fan of their music, I can appreciate a girl with a good weave. OK, I must admit I like their new singles. Rihanna got that smoky, gutteral, Island girl thang goin on.



Rihanna's new tracks including "Umbrella" with J



New Video, Kelly Rowland (feat Eve) - Like This

MYSPACE, MY FAVORITES

Check out these sites..HOT MUSIC



Santo Gold



Jamie Lidell


Recloose...performing June 19th at APT


Alice Smith


Sy Smith


Amy Winehouse

BUSH JIGGIN ON STAGE

Lawd, you'd think that after all them fish fries, barbeque shin-digs, and ho-downs, he'd have an inckling of rhythm. And his wike aint doin no better. What a great way to kick off Malaria Awareness Day!

EVE'S DUI

I remember them days in LA, drivin drunk from a party, cuz they ain't got no cabs or subways worth hailin or boardin. I feel for her. BUT DAMN, I AIN'T NO CELEBRITY!!!! She's drivin a gold Maserati? I mean really, her pockets aint that deep to be crashin luxury cars into dividers 'n things.

YOU GOTTA WATCH THIS...IT'S PRETTY INSANE...LOVE ME SOME TMZ!


Eve in Cuffs

ps...Why is Sean Penn visiting Eve? Hmmmmmm

HE'S BRINGIN WAXY BACK!

Aint nothin like being immortalized in the House of Madame Tussauds. Well, that is, until the AC stop runnin on a blistering summer afternoon, or somebody torch the spot. Needless to say, J.T. can now be groped by strangers in London, without getting aroused or having to summon his gargantuan security guards. I don't know about you, but I'd rather watch an old white lady Walk It Out! (See HIPS DON'T LIE)

MY MAN, MY MANSION, MY MONEY...PRIORITIES, PRIORITIES BOO!

Once again my boy Ced has blessed me with another masterpiece. This time it's a glimpse into the life of big-bosomed Hottie, from the 1st season of VH1's Flavor of Love. Why does this video not surprise me? What does surprise me is that this girl is apparently Ivy League educated...U Penn...Bachelors Degree...I'M GAGGIN!!! (see Hottie's Resume). Shit, if "My Neck, My Back" had it's chance at the top of the chitlin circuit charts, then there's hope for this one...YOU GOTTA LOVE AMERICA!

She's actually a cutie...just a bit misguided

TRANNIES UNITE!

HALLE'S BERRY

There she goes again, wearin out another cover! I mean, I know we live in an age of ageless and near perfect cover beauties- all praises due to them photoshop wunderkinds; the new print agents of celebrity youth- but I've seen Halle in person, and this cover aint that far from the truth. Well, when I saw her, she was amazingly dressed, but I think she was rocking this cover outfit under her highly transparent dress. haha Anyway, I was walking down DeKalb in BK after a late breakfast with a friend, and caught a glimpse of this Esquire Cover in some newstand's window. Hot! What you think?

TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL, APRIL 25TH-MAY 6TH

Yes, it's here again. Nothing like strolling thru Tribeca on a Spring day, and seeing hordes of hotties walking to and from various movie premieres. If you're single, it's a great time to meet that certain someone who gets off on indie-flicks...aint nothin like a good subtitle..haha! Seriously, if you can, get some tix to a few of the films. Here are a couple suggestions:

THE AIR I BREATHE

"A businessman (Forest Whitaker) bets his life on a horse race, a gangster (Brendan Fraser) sees the future, a pop star (Sarah Michelle Gellar) falls prey to a crime boss (Andy Garcia) and a doctor (Kevin Bacon) must save the love of his life. Based on a Chinese proverb, these four overlapping stories dramatize the four emotional cornerstones of life: happiness, pleasure, sorrow and love."

BLACKOUT

"In summer 2003, America experienced the largest blackout in its history--widely reported as peaceful. But in Brooklyn's forgotten East Flatbush neighborhood, mayhem unfolded when the power shut down. This is the untold story of the blackout--a place where, as night fell, looters emerged, violence surfaced and residents feared for their lives. With Melvin Van Peebles and Jeffrey Wright."

Vist the Tribeca Film Festival site @ www.tribecafilmfestival.org to get locations and showtimes. SO, WHO'S DOWN?

A FATHER'S LOVE

Damn, this is the message of all messages. Alec Baldwin's paternal instincts have gon to hell. Over 2 minutes of one long REED! Sound like a message I just received from my mom...only I aint 11 or 12...hahahaha, he doesn't even know his daughter age. It's pretty sad, but nonetheless, funny, and worth sharing.

KEE-KEEING IN THE FRONT ROW PART 2

I love how an image can spawn 1,000 different interpretations. Well, it seems that our, uh, I mean my interpretation of the Tyra-Kimora interactions front row at some ball game, (Knicks vs. Nets) was waaaay off. At least I was right about that being Jessica White. Shit, nobody's perfect!