Feeding Sheen

OH NO OPRAH

2007-05-16T21:36:00.000-05:00

OPRAH, WE AT FEEDING SHEEN LOVE YOU TO DEATH. YOU HAVE PROVEN TO BE AN INSPIRATIONAL AND INFLUENTIAL PERSON IN AMERICAN POP CULTURE. BUT GURRRRRLLLLLLLL GET A PEDICURE!

WHERE IS GAYLE WHEN YOU NEED HER!?

DIRTY HIPSTER LOVE

2007-05-16T21:31:00.000-05:00

KATE MOSS AND PETE DIRTY COULDN'T KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER IN A LONDON PUB YESTERDAY. KATE HAS JUST FINISHED HER TOUR HERE IN THE STATES TO PROMOTE HER NEW COLLECTION FOR TOPSHOP.

GO TAKE A BATH YOU GUYS. WE CAN SMELL THAT BODY ODOR THROUGH THE PICTURE AND IT AIN'T PLEASANT. WE STILL LOVE YOU KATE!

LAST NIGHT.......

2007-05-07T20:44:00.000-05:00

DIDDY AND NELLY SHARE A "MOMENT" AT THE JOE CAMEL AFTER PARTY FOR THE MAYWEATHER/DE LA HOYA FIGHT IN VEGAS THIS PAST WEEKEND. ALL WE HAVE TO SAY IS YUMMY!!! HOW MANY FEEDING SHEEN FANS WOULD LOVE TO BE IN A THREESOME WITH THESE TWO!?? RAISE YOUR HANDS...............BOTH OF OUR HANDS ARE RAISED.

CALL ME DIDDY AND NELLY!

FUTURE BOND GIRL?

2007-05-07T20:33:00.000-05:00

AMY WHINO-HOUSE WAS OFFERED A PART AS A "JAMES BOND GIRL" IN THE SEQUEL TO CASINO ROYALE. SHE WAS OFFERED THE ROLE B/C OF HER RETRO FLAVOR. NOW SHE CAN ADD ACTING TO HER LIST OF TALENTS. SEE BELOW:

1. AMAZING SINGER

2. ALCOHOLIC

3. CRACKED OUT HOE

4. BEING TICK

5. AMAZING SINGER

TYRA SKANKS

2007-05-07T20:28:00.000-05:00

TYRA YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY TO BE LOOKING LIKE THIS. FIX YOUR DAMN LACE FRONT WEAVE, PUT SOME BEAT ON YOUR FACE, AND LOSE SOME WEIGHT. SHE'S A CHEAP BIRD WITH COINS. NOT TIGHT.

USHER AND HIS MAMA

2007-05-07T20:11:00.000-05:00

USHER'S MAMA MS. JONNETTA PATTON IS NO LONGER HIS MANAGER. SHE HAS BEEN HIS MANAGER SINCE HE WAS AN R&B TEEN SINGING SENSATION. USHER CLAIMS THE BREAK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY BEEF BETWEEN THEM. USHER WANTS TO STRENGTHEN HIS FAMILY TIES AND FEELS THE SEPERATION BETWEEN HIS BUSINESS AND PERSONAL LIFE IS NEEDED RIGHT NOW. USHER IS SLATED TO RELEASE HIS MUCH ANTICIPATED FOLLOW UP TO 2004'S "CONFESSIONS" LATER THIS YEAR. FEEDING SHEEN LOVES USHER TO PIECES AND HOPES THEIR RELATIONSHIP WILL FLOURISH EVEN MORE AFTER THESE CHANGES.

I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS

2007-05-07T20:02:00.000-05:00

OUR FAVORITE BIRD WITH COINS, MS. PARIS HILTON WAS RECENTLY SENTENCED TO 45 DAYS IN THE SLAMMER FOR DRIVING ON A SUSPENDED LICENSE AND VIOLATING HER PROBATION.

HALLELJUAH!!!!! THERE IS A GOD!

GOOD RIDDENS HONEY!! PAYBACK IS A BEYATCH! NOW LETS SEE IF YOU GONNA LET THE N-WORD SLIP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IN THE JOINT IN FRONT OF THOSE HARDCORE BULL DAGGERS..............WE THINK NOT.

O'DONNELL VS. HASSELBECK

2007-05-02T22:28:00.000-05:00

THE FEUD BETWEEN ROSIE O' DONNELL AND ELISABETH HASSELBECK WAS A LONG NASTY ONE. ROSIE DECIDED TO THROW IN HER BIG OLE SWEATY SPORTS BRA AND STOP BULLYING HASSELBECK AFTER THEIR HEATED ARGUMENT OVER IRAQ ON YESTERDAY'S SHOW. IN THE PAST, THESE BROADS HAVE MANAGED TO ARGUE ABOUT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN. ROSIE HAS DECIDED TO TAKE EMPATHY ON A NOW THREE MONTHS PREGNANT HASSELBECK. ONLY TIME WILL TELL HOW LONG THE TRUCE WILL LAST.

UMMMM MS. HASSELBECK............IF YOU HAD JUST KEPT YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT, GOT ON YOUR BACK, TOUCHED YOUR ANKLES, AND LET ROSIE EAT YOUR NA NA LIKE A CHEAP $5 ALL YOU CAN EAT CHINESE BUFFET YOU WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE A BIG GROWN ASS BABY ON NATIONAL TELEVISION NOW WOULD YOU. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL ROSIE WAS GIVING YOU ALL THAT FEVER B/C SHE WANTED TO HIT IT. NOW FIX YOUR FACE B/C YOUR MASCARA IS RUNNING FROM ALL THAT CRYING.

1...2...3...IDIOT!!!

2007-05-02T20:15:00.000-05:00

There seems to be no end to this girl's antics. She is to bad publicity, as static cling is to clothes in a dryer...minus a dryer sheet.

These photos, taken in the backyard of a friend, en route to the first of five secret concerts, seem to be in good fun, but DAMN, who's idea was it to download the digi-pics and share them with the rest of the free world? LAWD, SHE GOT SOME SHADY ASS FRIEND'S...wait, Britney IS the shady friend! haha

SHIT IS TOXIC!!!! and that doo-doo brown wig she's wearin needs to be sewn back onto Chewbacca's body

WHO DAT IS!!?? THAT'S JUST MY BABY DADDY

2007-05-02T19:12:00.000-05:00

MEL B. AKA SCARY SPICE OF THE SPICE GIRLS FAME IS WRAPPED IN A WEB OF BABY DADDY DRAMA WITH OUR FAVORITE HOMO COMEDIAN EDDIE MURPHY. ACCORDING TO PEOPLE MAGAZINE, MS. MURPHY REFUSES TO TAKE A DNA TEST AND SIGN THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE. SO NOW SHE IS FORCED TO TAKE HIS ASS TO COURT.

HONEY, THE REAL REASON WHY EDDIE IS DENYING THAT BABY IS BECAUSE HE IS A DICK HUNGRY GREEDY BOTTOM. ALL OF HIS TIME AND COINS ARE SPENT ON RESIDENT R&B VETERAN HOMO JOHNNY GILL. BUT FROM THE LOOKS OF IT MEL B. IS GETTING A LITTLE SIDE ACTION HERSELF. JUST MAKE SURE YOU HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS AND START GETTING THOSE CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS SQUARED AWAY B/C THE SPICE GIRLS AIN'T PUTTING OUT AN ALBUM ANYTIME SOON.

BLONDE BOMBSHELLS

2007-05-02T18:50:00.000-05:00

DAVID AND POSH BECKHAM ROCK NEW HAIRDOS COURTESY OF A BOTTLE OF PEROXIDE. THE COUPLE WAS SPOTTED STOMPING INTO CIPRIANI'S IN LONDON RECENTLY. FEEDING SHEEN LOVES TO SEE COUPLES THAT COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER. MR & MRS. POSH BECKHAM YOU GET 5 GOLD STARS.

ME AND MR. JONES

2007-05-02T18:37:00.000-05:00

HOT, SEXY, AND WILD.........MR. JIM JONES WAS SHOWING US WHAT HE GOT AT THE RADIO ONE SPRINGFEST CONCERT IN MIAMI.

OH JIMMY, HOW DO I LOVE THEE............LET ME COUNT THE WAYS. HOW ABOUT I SING YOU A LITTLE TUNE THAT WILL TOTALLY GET MY POINT ACROSS.

*I HEARD IT WAS THE BOMB, THEY SAID YOU GOT IT GOING ON. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT THUG PASSION.BABBBBBY!! YOU'VE GOT ME DRIPPING WET FROM THE WAY YOU MAKE ME SWEAT. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT THUG PASSION. YEAHHHHHH!!!*

CALL ME BOO!

NATALIE PORTMAN RAPPIN'...Y'ALL AINT READY FOR THIS!

2007-05-02T17:10:00.000-05:00

Nathalie Portman Rap
Uploaded by kinosam

I've watched this girl evolve from an extremely precocious brat into a classy, harvard educated, NYC-brewed vixen!!! I love everything about this chic, and after watching this video, my fascination with her now borders abnormal.

I IMPLORE YOU TO WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!! Please, remember, make sure you got your Depends on, because you are sure to piss yourself after viewing this comedic masterpiece!!!

YOUNG LOVE

2007-05-01T22:00:00.000-05:00

NICOLE AND JOEL MADDEN ENJOY A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUT EARLIER THIS WEEK. NICOLE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AS ALWAYS. SHE'S HEALTHY, WEALTHY, AND WISE. LADIES I HOPE YOU ARE STILL TAKING NOTES B/C CLASS IS STILL IN SESSION AND THERE WILL BE A POP QUIZ SOON!

NEYO'S TEA PARTY

2007-05-01T09:24:00.000-05:00

ON MONDAY NIGHT, NEYO ALONG WITH MARC ECKO CELEBRATED THE RELEASE OF HIS MUCH ANTICPATED SOPHMORE ALBUM. ALL THE GURLS CAME OUT.........LITERALLY. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A MUSIC INDUSTRY PARTY, WE AT FEEDING SHEEN COULDN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE WE WERE AT A HIP HOP HOMO HOEDOWN. BUTCH QUEEN REALNESS SHALL LIVE ON FOREVER AND EVER!

DRUNK PARTYGOERS DANCE AND KEE THE NIGHT AWAY! OPEN BARS ALWAYS MAKE PARTIES LIKE THIS ONE SO MUCH BETTER.

NOW POSE FOR THE CAMERA........CLICK,CLICK,CLICK, CLICK. WE LOVE IT WHEN BUTCH QUEENS GET FIERCE WITH IT.

KANYE WEST WHISPERS SWEET NOTHINGS INTO NEYO'S EAR. CHECK OUT KANYE'S JEREMY SCOTT SUNGLASSES. SHE WAS FEELING IT ALL NIGHT!

CUTE PIE CHRIS BROWN ENJOYS THE FESTIVITIES THROUGH NERVOUS LAUGHTER AND DEEP CONTEMPLATION OF WHY HE WAS EVEN AT THE PARTY.

FARNSWORTH BENTLEY LOVES TO GET LOW WITH IT.....................

LOOKING DAPPER IN A PINK POLO KNIT, MINT GREEN SLACKS, AND STRIPED COTTON BLAZER. WORK IT OUT GURL!

THE COACHELLA QUEEN

2007-04-30T15:57:00.000-05:00

Ooooh, Jeremy Scott sure knows how to give you angry-butch-bottom-queen...hahaha It works for him...his stance is real GRRRRRL...I'm not gon even comment about the pigeon standin next to him. All I gots to say is that there's a flagless-pole somewhere in Indio

THE NEW MILLINEUM'S TOM AND HELEN WILLIS

2007-04-30T14:59:00.000-05:00

Gabriel and Halle celebrating his 10 years with Calvin Klein at the Rose Bar (Grammercy Park Hotel)

...HAHAHAHAHA. Y'all know I'm joking regarding the comparison between Tom and Helen of The Jeffersons, and Halle and Gabriel. Tom aint got shit on Gabriel, but Roxy Roker was a hot Bahamian sista who was ahead of her time, so Halle watch out! And by the way, what's up with Halle's ring finger...she got some serious bedazzles goin on. Kind of looks like one of dem rings you get out of the 25 cent bubble gum machines, but that could just be the hater in me sayin these things...

Either way, WHEN SHE GON POP OUT A KID...the world is waiting!

HAIR APPARENT

2007-04-30T12:45:00.000-05:00

YES!!!! So good to see Black girls givin you that Vidal Sasson Look! Body, movement, Aeon Flux'd out do's...inverted bob's n thangs. Even Serena Williams put a hot comb to them cuckoo berries. But for me, Rihanna is turnin it out, big head and all!!

See these girls go from Ashy to Classy...Kudos to the Girlz who beat out their faces and hair! By the way, Serena's Booty should be the Eighth Wonder of the World! Lawd, can I get some fries with that shake!

Serena before...

...After

Rihanna before...

...After

ME & MS. WINEHOUSE...

2007-04-30T12:29:00.000-05:00

Well, actually...I was walking up West Broadway this morn, heading to work, when up in the distance, a slim figure with a big ass bouffant walked towards me. I thought, any woman who has time to prep in the morning for this Do is worth stoppin, and showerin with adulation! Turns out, it was Ms. Winehouse.

She noticed me staring, then proceeded to move her purse to the otherside of her body...hahahaha, just kiddin

No, I told her how much I loved her album, and she grabbed my hand and said, "Thank you so much for those kind words...it means a lot to me." Chile, all I can say is Mornin Wood! hahahaha

KIM CUMS OUT ON TOP.......AT LEAST SHE THINKS SHE DOES!

2007-04-30T12:00:00.000-05:00

WILL THIS TRICK JUST GO AWAY!? WE ARE SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HER PURPOSELY PUBLICIZED SEXUAL ROMP WITH CHOCOLATE DROP R&B CROONER RAY J. ACCORDING TO US WEEKLY, KIM KARDASHIAN HAS SETTLED WITH VIVID ENTERTAINMENT FOR $5 MILLION. SHE SUED THE DISTRIBUTION COMPANY BACK IN FEBRUARY FOR A SEX TAPE THAT WAS LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC.

BITCH PUHLEEZE, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOUR STARVING SLUTTY ASS SOLD THE TAPES TO VIVID ENTERTAINMENT FOR THOSE COINS. A GREEDY HOE WILL ALWAYS BE A GREEDY HOE.

MADONNA'S NEW LOOK

2007-04-30T11:44:00.000-05:00

MADONNA (48 YEARS OLD) STEPS OUT IN LONDON THIS PAST SATURDAY NIGHT ROCKING A FIERCE BOB. SHE IS DEFINITELY THE QUEEN OF RE-INVENTION.

HEY FEEDING SHEEN FANS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER NEW LOOK!?

SWEET THING

2007-04-29T18:21:00.001-05:00

OK, one last Chaka posting...Check her out sportin what looks like a natural shoulder length fro...Once again, she aint playin with them hips y'all!

LIL CHAKA

2007-04-29T18:16:00.001-05:00

Damn, there was actually a time when Chaka Khan could look down and see her feet. I'm a huge fan, and this is one of my favorite songs. This video is doin it for me too...is she movin her hips or what.

BJORK EARTH INTRUDERS SNL LIVE

2007-04-29T18:04:00.001-05:00

There's really not much to say, other than I've loved Bjork since the Sugarcube days...if you have itunes, check out the video of EARTH INTRUDERS. It's everything you'd expect from her...

RIHANNA'S UMBRELLA VIDEO!!!!

2007-04-29T15:58:00.001-05:00

She's 18 and apparently old enuff to be naked and gyrate in triangle boxes, while covered in platinum paint...But ya know what, she got a new haircut, lost some baby fat, got a contract with Covergirl,and is doing her damn thing! Shit, if Lindsay and them other lil crazy white girls can do it, so can this Bajan Bombshell! HOLLA!!!

BEYONCE BONANZA

2007-04-28T08:04:00.000-05:00

BEYONCE LOOKS SIZZLING HOT ON THE COVER OF VIBE ROCKING THE WET LACE FRONT WEAVE AND HER SIGNATURE SEQUINS POM POM SHORTS. THIS BROAD HAS GOT TO BE THE HARDEST WORKING SEXBOT IN SHOW BUSINESS TODAY. B WE LOVE YOU GIRL, BUT PLEASE LET KELLY ROWLAND GET SOME SHINE WITH HER NEW ALBUM THAT IS ABOUT TO DROP.

SHE IS CURRENTLY IN MELBORNE, AUSTRALIA FOR HER "BEYONCE EXPERIENCE" TOUR.

AKON ACTIN' UP

2007-04-28T00:43:00.000-05:00

AKON RECENTLY HELD AUDITIONS FOR HIS NEW REALITY TV SHOW CALLED "AMERICA'S NEXT TOP HOE" THIS LUCKY CONTESTANT SHOWN ABOVE WAS THE WINNER. SHE WILL WIN A LIFETIME CONTRACT OF HUMILIATION.

CONGRATULATIONS HOE!

JAILHOUSE ROCK!

2007-04-27T21:16:00.000-05:00

EVE GOT OUT OF JAIL TODAY! SHE WAS ARRESTED YESTERDAY ON A DUI CHARGE AFTER SHE CRASHED HER GOLD MASERATI INTO A DIVIDER IN L.A. AS YOU ALL KNOW.

GURL!!!!! DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP OVER IT!!! THIS SHIT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US. YOUR STREET CRED JUST WENT UP A COUPLE NOTCHES. NOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT ON YOUR NEW ALBUM, INSTEAD OF WHAT COLOR TRACKS YOU ARE ROCKING IN YOUR HAIR THIS WEEK.

WHO'S THAT GIRL!!??? LALALALALALALALALA!!! EVE'S THAT GIRL!!!!! LALALALALALA!!!!!

SANJAYA'S MAMA

2007-04-27T20:59:00.000-05:00

SANJAYA QUICKLY BECAME AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAY SON DURING HIS STINT ON AMERICAN IDOL. BUT DID YOU KNOW SANJAYA'S MAMA IS A BIG OLE POTHEAD. ACCORDING TO THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER WHO BROKE THE STORY FIRST, HIS MOTHER ONCE SERVED TIME BEHIND BARS (30 DAYS TO BE EXACT) FOR GROWING WEED. JILLIAN BLITH WAS ARRESTED IN PIERCE COUNTY, WASHINGTON AFTER POLICE DISCOVERED 310 MARIJUANA PLANTS IN HER GARAGE. THE PLANTS WERE DISCOVERED AFTER SOME NOSY ASS NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED ABOUT THE SMELL.

HEY SANJAYA!! TELL YOUR MAMA TO HIT FEEDING SHEEN UP!! PASS THE DUTCH ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE BABBBBYYY!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!?

2007-04-26T22:05:00.000-05:00

SO THE BIG WIGS AT PEPSI ARE STILL TRYING TO FIND CREATIVE WAYS TO TAP INTO THE POWER OF THE BLACK DOLLAR. THEY HAVE UNVEILED THEIR LATEST WICKED SCHEME.........PEPSI CANS WITH RIMS AND ICED OUT SYMBOLS. HOW VERY WHITE OF YOU PEPSI. WE ARE WAITING FOR PEPSI TO RELEASE CANS WITH FOOD STAMPS ON IT. OOOO THAT WOULD BE SO HOT. HOW ABOUT PEPSI CANS THAT DISPLAY DIFFERENT STYLES OF WEAVES!!?? MAYBE THEY SHOULD OPT FOR A MORE CLASSY ALL OVER PRINT............DIME BAGS AND BLUNTS. JUST JOKING.

PLEASE DON'T SUPPORT THIS BULLSHIT!

WE "HEART" NICOLE

2007-04-26T21:42:00.000-05:00

NICOLE LOOKS AMAZING!!! PICTURED ABOVE ON A SHOPPING SPREE IN BEVERLY HILLS THIS PAST TUESDAY. FEEDING SHEEN LOVES THIS BROAD. SHE HAS IT ALL....... FAME, GLAMOUR, MONEY, AND A TIGHT WEAVE. THAT'S ALL A GAL REALLY NEEDS THESE DAYS!!

SEE WHAT SOME GOOD DICK (JOEL MADDEN) AND A BURGER CAN DO. TAKE NOTES LADIES. RACHEL ZOE EAT YOUR HEART OUT! NICOLE YOU GET 5 GOLD STARS!!

CONGRATS DOLL!

2007-04-26T20:56:00.000-05:00

CONGRATULATIONS GOES TO MS. ASIA! SHE IS THE WINNER OF THE CW11'S NEW MUSIC/REALITY SERIES, "PUSSYCAT DOLLS PRESENT: THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT DOLL". IN CASE YOU DIDN'T CATCH AN EPISODE, NINE GIRLS BASICALLY HAD TO SING, DANCE, AND SLUT THEMSELVES OUT WITH HOPES OF BECOMING THE NEXT PUSSYCAT DOLL. THE JUDGES ON THE SERIES INCLUDED THE GROUP'S FOUNDER ROBIN ANTIN, RON FAIR OF GEFFEN RECORDS, AND LIL' KIM.

MS. ASIA, YOU NOW HAVE YOUR PASSPORT TO WHOREDOM. BABY THE WORLD IS YOURS! GOTTA LOVE IT!

A PIMP AND HIS HOE

2007-04-26T19:54:00.000-05:00

FOR SOME ODD REASON WE REALLY LIKE ICE-T AND COCO. THEY HAVE ALL THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE A REALLY GOOD PORNO, BUT WOULD YOU WANNA WATCH IT!!?? UMMM, WE SAY YES!!! KNOWLEDGE IS POWER BITCHES!!

**PICTURE TAKEN AT RUSSELL SIMMONS "DO YOU" BOOK LAUNCH PARTY HELD ON 4/24/07**

BYE BYE ROSIE!

2007-04-26T19:33:00.000-05:00

IN CASE YOU'VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK, ROSIE O' DONNELL HAS ANNOUNCED THAT IN JUNE SHE'S DONE WITH "THE VIEW". BASICALLY, THE BITCH GOT CHOPPED B/C SHE COULDN'T KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT.SHHHHHH!!! DON'T TELL A SOUL. NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE COMES FOR MS. BARBARA "TIGHT FACE" WALTERS. ROSIE WILL LEAVE BEHIND A BIG FAT NASTY TRAIL OF FEUDS, HEADLINES, AND HIGH RATINGS FOR ABC.

LESBOS EVERYWHERE WILL BURN THEIR FLANNELS AND BIRKENSTOCKS IN PROTEST.

I LOVE NEW YORK PART II

2007-04-26T18:56:00.000-05:00

ONE OF AMERICA'S GUILTY PLEASURES IS TUNING INTO VH-1'S BLACK EXPLOITATION SHOWS CHOKED FULL OF BUFFOONERY, BAD GRAMMAR, AND BITCHES DROPPING IT LIKE IT'S HOT. LET ME SEE...........WE HAVE "FLAVOR OF LOVE" (SEASONS 1 AND 2), "FLAVOR OF LOVE GIRLS: CHARM SCHOOL"(CURRENTLY AIRING CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS FOR DATES AND TIMES) AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST "I LOVE NEW YORK" FEATURING OUR FAVORITE TACKY FAG IN DISGUISE TIFFANY A.KA. NEW YORK.

WELL IN THE DRAMATIC REUNION EPISODE, TANGO CUT ALL TIES WITH NEW YORK AFTER HE FOUND OUT HOW MUCH SHE PLAYED HIM BEHIND HIS BACK ON THE SHOW. THIS TOTALLY OPENED THE GATES OF HELL FOR A SECOND SEASON. DAMN BOO! YOU'VE BEEN REJECTED THREE TIMES ALREADY ON NATIONAL TV. HOW MUCH MORE REJECTION CAN A DRAG QUEEN TAKE!? BRACE YOURSELF FEEDING SHEEN FANS B/C RUMOR HAS IT THERE WILL BE A SECOND SEASON OF "I LOVE NEW YORK" HERE ARE SOME OF THE BRIEF CASTING REQUIREMENTS:

HEY MY FELLOW SEXY SINGLE MEN. YES IT’S OFFICIAL I’M CASTING SEASON 2 OF “I LOVE NEW YORK”. I’M CASTING ALL TYPES AND ETHNIC BACKGROUNDS. MY BREAKDOWN IS THIS AND PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT UNLESS YOU FIT THE BREAKDOWN AND FOLLOW SUBMISSION GUIDELINES.
STRAIGHT MEN AGES-21 TO 36ALL RACES:EXTREME PERSONALITIES

SO ALL YOU FLY SINGLE GUYS WHO WANT TO EAT AN "STD" SANDWICH AND WASH IT DOWN WITH AN "HIV" MARTINI....... MAKE SURE YOU GET TO THE CASTING ON TIME! DO YOU HAVE LOVE FOR NEW YORK!!!!???

OK, WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN

2007-04-26T16:58:00.000-05:00

And here I thought I was THE conduit for conveying current events. BFF's again, or just an excuse to grab each others' non-existing waists? The blond bobble heads were photographed at an Armani Exchange Sunglass Launch hosted by Lil Ms. Richie in LA.

Now, whats a photo-op without "fire crotch" herself...Lemme stop hatin, I LOVE ME SOME LINDSAY!!!

WHY BLACK FOLK HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE

2007-04-26T16:03:00.000-05:00

Dr. Oz and Oprah

OK, I'M GUILTY!!! I watched some Oprah today, and Dr. Oz was on promotin his home remedies like a peroxide blond on QVC. Let me tell you how I'm gettin a Nettie Pot for my allergies...AINT NOTHIN LIKE A FIERCE IRRIGATION!

OK, back to the question at hand. According to Oprah and Dr. Oz, high blood pressure in the Black community is related to a "survival of the fittest" gene possessed by Africans who survived the Atlantic Slave Trade:

"Do you know why African-Americans have high blood pressure?" Dr. Oz asks Oprah.

"The reason why African-Americans have higher blood pressure, Dr. Oz, is because during the Middle Passage [when Africans were taken as slaves to America], the African-Americans who survived were those who could hold more salt into their body," Oprah says. "And those who didn't survive were the ones who couldn't hold more salt into their body." Dr. Oz Speaks About High Blood Pressure

And here I thought it was because of all dem collard greens seeped in lard and turkey necks, chitlins with a side of buttery cornbread, and the copious amounts of fried EVERYTHING!

DAMN, BLACK FOLK ARE TRULY SURVIVORS!

RIHANNA AND KELLY...FEEDIN SHEEN

2007-04-26T13:35:00.000-05:00

I must say that these 2 are turning more than knobs these days. While I'm not a huge fan of their music, I can appreciate a girl with a good weave. OK, I must admit I like their new singles. Rihanna got that smoky, gutteral, Island girl thang goin on.

Rihanna's new tracks including "Umbrella" with J

New Video, Kelly Rowland (feat Eve) - Like This

MYSPACE, MY FAVORITES

2007-04-26T10:45:00.000-05:00

Check out these sites..HOT MUSIC

Santo Gold

Jamie Lidell

Recloose...performing June 19th at APT

Alice Smith

Sy Smith

Amy Winehouse

BUSH JIGGIN ON STAGE

2007-04-26T10:34:00.001-05:00

Lawd, you'd think that after all them fish fries, barbeque shin-digs, and ho-downs, he'd have an inckling of rhythm. And his wike aint doin no better. What a great way to kick off Malaria Awareness Day!

EVE'S DUI

2007-04-26T09:42:00.000-05:00

I remember them days in LA, drivin drunk from a party, cuz they ain't got no cabs or subways worth hailin or boardin. I feel for her. BUT DAMN, I AIN'T NO CELEBRITY!!!! She's drivin a gold Maserati? I mean really, her pockets aint that deep to be crashin luxury cars into dividers 'n things.

YOU GOTTA WATCH THIS...IT'S PRETTY INSANE...LOVE ME SOME TMZ!

Eve in Cuffs

ps...Why is Sean Penn visiting Eve? Hmmmmmm

HE'S BRINGIN WAXY BACK!

2007-04-26T09:20:00.000-05:00

Aint nothin like being immortalized in the House of Madame Tussauds. Well, that is, until the AC stop runnin on a blistering summer afternoon, or somebody torch the spot. Needless to say, J.T. can now be groped by strangers in London, without getting aroused or having to summon his gargantuan security guards. I don't know about you, but I'd rather watch an old white lady Walk It Out! (See HIPS DON'T LIE)

MY MAN, MY MANSION, MY MONEY...PRIORITIES, PRIORITIES BOO!

2007-04-26T09:13:00.001-05:00

Once again my boy Ced has blessed me with another masterpiece. This time it's a glimpse into the life of big-bosomed Hottie, from the 1st season of VH1's Flavor of Love. Why does this video not surprise me? What does surprise me is that this girl is apparently Ivy League educated...U Penn...Bachelors Degree...I'M GAGGIN!!! (see Hottie's Resume). Shit, if "My Neck, My Back" had it's chance at the top of the chitlin circuit charts, then there's hope for this one...YOU GOTTA LOVE AMERICA!

She's actually a cutie...just a bit misguided

TRANNIES UNITE!

HALLE'S BERRY

2007-04-25T12:27:00.000-05:00

There she goes again, wearin out another cover! I mean, I know we live in an age of ageless and near perfect cover beauties- all praises due to them photoshop wunderkinds; the new print agents of celebrity youth- but I've seen Halle in person, and this cover aint that far from the truth. Well, when I saw her, she was amazingly dressed, but I think she was rocking this cover outfit under her highly transparent dress. haha Anyway, I was walking down DeKalb in BK after a late breakfast with a friend, and caught a glimpse of this Esquire Cover in some newstand's window. Hot! What you think?

TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL, APRIL 25TH-MAY 6TH

2007-04-25T11:59:00.000-05:00

Yes, it's here again. Nothing like strolling thru Tribeca on a Spring day, and seeing hordes of hotties walking to and from various movie premieres. If you're single, it's a great time to meet that certain someone who gets off on indie-flicks...aint nothin like a good subtitle..haha! Seriously, if you can, get some tix to a few of the films. Here are a couple suggestions:

THE AIR I BREATHE

"A businessman (Forest Whitaker) bets his life on a horse race, a gangster (Brendan Fraser) sees the future, a pop star (Sarah Michelle Gellar) falls prey to a crime boss (Andy Garcia) and a doctor (Kevin Bacon) must save the love of his life. Based on a Chinese proverb, these four overlapping stories dramatize the four emotional cornerstones of life: happiness, pleasure, sorrow and love."

BLACKOUT

"In summer 2003, America experienced the largest blackout in its history--widely reported as peaceful. But in Brooklyn's forgotten East Flatbush neighborhood, mayhem unfolded when the power shut down. This is the untold story of the blackout--a place where, as night fell, looters emerged, violence surfaced and residents feared for their lives. With Melvin Van Peebles and Jeffrey Wright."

Vist the Tribeca Film Festival site @ www.tribecafilmfestival.org to get locations and showtimes. SO, WHO'S DOWN?

A FATHER'S LOVE

2007-04-25T11:45:00.001-05:00

Damn, this is the message of all messages. Alec Baldwin's paternal instincts have gon to hell. Over 2 minutes of one long REED! Sound like a message I just received from my mom...only I aint 11 or 12...hahahaha, he doesn't even know his daughter age. It's pretty sad, but nonetheless, funny, and worth sharing.

KEE-KEEING IN THE FRONT ROW PART 2

2007-04-24T18:37:00.000-05:00

I love how an image can spawn 1,000 different interpretations. Well, it seems that our, uh, I mean my interpretation of the Tyra-Kimora interactions front row at some ball game, (Knicks vs. Nets) was waaaay off. At least I was right about that being Jessica White. Shit, nobody's perfect!

FOR CHICKEN LOVERS EVERYWHERE

2007-04-24T16:59:00.001-05:00

To experience his chicken, is to awaken all senses...and believe me, he does just that. Stay tuned for an upcomin chicken party in late May. I'll keep you posted. In the meantime, visit Dante's K.F.C.R.I.P. site
http://dantefriedchicken.com/

HIPS DON'T LIE

2007-04-24T15:51:00.001-05:00

She ain't playin y'all. They need to send this video to senior citizens around the globe. Yes, life doesn't stop after hip replacement surgery. Drop it like it's hot Granny! This is for you Ced!

KEE-KEEIN IN THE FRONT ROW...

2007-04-24T15:24:00.000-05:00

Tyra, Kimora, and what seems to be Jessica White- together, they have enuff hair to provide wigs for hundreds of St Judes kids- are in front row showin out...shit, look like they havin fun to me. I love how women are with one another...very comfortable. By the looks of these pics, these gals are EXTREMELY comfortable...shit, I wonder if Queen Latifah is sittin on the otherside of Jessica White. Colored Gals Gone Wild...LOVE IT

TYRA: Girl, dont fret, I'm gon make it all better. Let Russell spend 90% of his day doin Yoga, while you walk around the house in pink mink pumps and booty shorts, yellin at your Columbian nanny.

TYRA: Yo, lets bounce and go back to my crib. Jess, you down?
JESSICA: Hell yeah I'm down, can Teefah com? Shit, y'all gettin me all kinds of hot!

(Yes, I like to make up dialogue...crazy therapeutic)

BABY BOY DOIN BEYONCE

2007-04-24T15:02:00.001-05:00

To the Left, to the left!!! This will forever be my favorite Youtube experience...

FREE ARTS EVENT, APRIL 23RD MILK STUDIOS

2007-04-24T13:29:00.000-05:00

Last nite I was feelin charitable, and attended an event tailored specifically for them downtowners who like spendin money on over-priced photos, and who will break your big toe just to get thru to the open bar. I love this charity. My Ticket: $250. Hell, it's a business expense. Chioma Nnadi, Fashion Editor Extraordinaiire, hipped me to this. I arrived, donning a YSL jacket, a Dolce Gabbanna black sheer tuxedo shirt, and a pair of Nobody Jeans cut-offs. Other than myself, George Wayne of Vanity Fair was the only man there brave of enough to show off his gams. Kudos Mr. Wayne. Liv Tyler was tall and beautiful. Selita Eubanks, with Nick Cannon in tow, arrived like a mocha flavored lightning bolt. I'm not gonna hate on them as a couple, but damn, me no get it.

Anyway, here's some pics...

Amy Sacco (Yuck!) and Donna Karan

Selita and Nick Cannon

Liv Tyler...

A BLACK WOMAN AND HER VAGINA

2007-04-24T13:05:00.000-05:00

Alexyss K. Tylor, Feminisms new voice and face, has crash landed onto the internet. If you aint heard or seen her, you need to postpone your visit to ebay, and click on the following links:

www.alexyssktylorvaginapower.com
http://www.myspace.com/alexyssktylorvaginapower
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/04/another_excitin.html#comments%5c

OWN YOUR VAGINA LADIES AND LEARN YO MAN!

LET THE BLOGGIN BEGIN

2007-04-24T12:42:00.000-05:00

So, here I am, finally...after weeks of pressure from friends here and abroad, I've decided to document my debaucherous, decadent, hedonistic, star-fuckin life on the small screen. Prerequisites: 9th grade reading level, an affinity for the superficial, periodical doses of intellectual medicine, and a whole lotta pictures!!!! Cuz after all, who got time for all this damn readin...

So, I've decided that this blog's mission is to Feed Sheen...are you wonderin what the hell this means? "Feeding Sheen", as the head of PR at a reputable fashion house once stated when discussing the over the top taste of his Chinese clientele, is when you make it all pretty, glossy, seemingly perfect. You may not agree with the end product, but you know that you've satisfied ordes of folk! How appropriate...

This site is dedicated to my NYC Crew...and to the one who crossed the pond and the one who went south of the Mason-Dixon...CHEERS!!!!