Wednesday, May 2, 2007

O'DONNELL VS. HASSELBECK


THE FEUD BETWEEN ROSIE O' DONNELL AND ELISABETH HASSELBECK WAS A LONG NASTY ONE. ROSIE DECIDED TO THROW IN HER BIG OLE SWEATY SPORTS BRA AND STOP BULLYING HASSELBECK AFTER THEIR HEATED ARGUMENT OVER IRAQ ON YESTERDAY'S SHOW. IN THE PAST, THESE BROADS HAVE MANAGED TO ARGUE ABOUT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN. ROSIE HAS DECIDED TO TAKE EMPATHY ON A NOW THREE MONTHS PREGNANT HASSELBECK. ONLY TIME WILL TELL HOW LONG THE TRUCE WILL LAST.
UMMMM MS. HASSELBECK............IF YOU HAD JUST KEPT YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT, GOT ON YOUR BACK, TOUCHED YOUR ANKLES, AND LET ROSIE EAT YOUR NA NA LIKE A CHEAP $5 ALL YOU CAN EAT CHINESE BUFFET YOU WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE A BIG GROWN ASS BABY ON NATIONAL TELEVISION NOW WOULD YOU. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL ROSIE WAS GIVING YOU ALL THAT FEVER B/C SHE WANTED TO HIT IT. NOW FIX YOUR FACE B/C YOUR MASCARA IS RUNNING FROM ALL THAT CRYING.

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