FREE ARTS EVENT, APRIL 23RD MILK STUDIOS

Last nite I was feelin charitable, and attended an event tailored specifically for them downtowners who like spendin money on over-priced photos, and who will break your big toe just to get thru to the open bar. I love this charity. My Ticket: $250. Hell, it's a business expense. Chioma Nnadi, Fashion Editor Extraordinaiire, hipped me to this. I arrived, donning a YSL jacket, a Dolce Gabbanna black sheer tuxedo shirt, and a pair of Nobody Jeans cut-offs. Other than myself, George Wayne of Vanity Fair was the only man there brave of enough to show off his gams. Kudos Mr. Wayne. Liv Tyler was tall and beautiful. Selita Eubanks, with Nick Cannon in tow, arrived like a mocha flavored lightning bolt. I'm not gonna hate on them as a couple, but damn, me no get it.

Anyway, here's some pics...

Amy Sacco (Yuck!) and Donna Karan

Selita and Nick Cannon

Liv Tyler...