Thursday, April 26, 2007

I LOVE NEW YORK PART II


ONE OF AMERICA'S GUILTY PLEASURES IS TUNING INTO VH-1'S BLACK EXPLOITATION SHOWS CHOKED FULL OF BUFFOONERY, BAD GRAMMAR, AND BITCHES DROPPING IT LIKE IT'S HOT. LET ME SEE...........WE HAVE "FLAVOR OF LOVE" (SEASONS 1 AND 2), "FLAVOR OF LOVE GIRLS: CHARM SCHOOL"(CURRENTLY AIRING CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS FOR DATES AND TIMES) AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST "I LOVE NEW YORK" FEATURING OUR FAVORITE TACKY FAG IN DISGUISE TIFFANY A.KA. NEW YORK.

WELL IN THE DRAMATIC REUNION EPISODE, TANGO CUT ALL TIES WITH NEW YORK AFTER HE FOUND OUT HOW MUCH SHE PLAYED HIM BEHIND HIS BACK ON THE SHOW. THIS TOTALLY OPENED THE GATES OF HELL FOR A SECOND SEASON. DAMN BOO! YOU'VE BEEN REJECTED THREE TIMES ALREADY ON NATIONAL TV. HOW MUCH MORE REJECTION CAN A DRAG QUEEN TAKE!? BRACE YOURSELF FEEDING SHEEN FANS B/C RUMOR HAS IT THERE WILL BE A SECOND SEASON OF "I LOVE NEW YORK" HERE ARE SOME OF THE BRIEF CASTING REQUIREMENTS:
HEY MY FELLOW SEXY SINGLE MEN. YES IT’S OFFICIAL I’M CASTING SEASON 2 OF “I LOVE NEW YORK”. I’M CASTING ALL TYPES AND ETHNIC BACKGROUNDS. MY BREAKDOWN IS THIS AND PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT UNLESS YOU FIT THE BREAKDOWN AND FOLLOW SUBMISSION GUIDELINES.
STRAIGHT MEN AGES-21 TO 36ALL RACES:EXTREME PERSONALITIES
SO ALL YOU FLY SINGLE GUYS WHO WANT TO EAT AN "STD" SANDWICH AND WASH IT DOWN WITH AN "HIV" MARTINI....... MAKE SURE YOU GET TO THE CASTING ON TIME! DO YOU HAVE LOVE FOR NEW YORK!!!!???




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